1-way ticket for nuisance bears

The bear situation in eastern Anchorage is very solvable.

We have the manpower, the equipment and the know-how to make everyone happy — even the bears.

Place bear drum cages in three or four known bear areas, load them up with salmon and every morning check the locations and when active, put the bruins in La-La-Land (not California) and helicopter them across the Inlet to an uninhabited area with salmon streams.

Now when all Anchorage bears are in their new happy country, we all win. The bears, our biking, hiking, jogging boys and girls and the community.

Gee, that wasn’t so hard, was it? And I didn’t even go to college to figure this out.

R.E. Thompson

Wasilla

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