Forced workout

I found a way to loose 2 pounds in a day. Go to the Iron Dog start at 9:00 am when

It’s -26F. Put on everything you own,including the 5 lb Sorrel boots and slip a 2 lb camera around your neck. Walk (waddle) around the entire Iron Dog Staging area for an hour. This is a warm up. I can’t believe I wasn’t on Channel 2 lurking around Todd Palin as much as I did. Walk along the fence line up near the end, “wait, I have a press pass, I can get right up to the Governor”. Walk all the way back to the start line. When that event is over, walk quickly back up along the fence line on the inside, (just because I have a press pass!). Then keep walking, and walking and walking until no one is in your way for photos when the racers come by. As each team approaches, kneel and twist mid torso, to pan as they go by, then stand using alternate legs. After 42 reputations, stand and walk back to the car 1/2 a mile away. Breathe deeply to inhale as much 2 cycle oil fumes as possible. Have a 2 minute wrestle getting the Sorrels off trying not to freeze and shake violently in the frozen car for the 20 minute ride home. Take a nap.