Not much to hear here, NSA

To the Editor:

I’m a little behind the times. I mean, Presidential Policy Directive 20, which allows the NSA to basically set their arrays on the American Citizen, happened ages ago.

I must admit, I sent a naughty letter to President Obama recently about it, calling him “craven” for caving in like that.

Then I pondered, what in Sam heck they gonna get anyway? If they tap me, they’ll get news on “The Tale of Two Kitties,” my cats, pensive maunderings about my non-existent date life, how best to fertilize petunias, and what I’m cooking (or not cooking ) for dinner.

Wonderful!

That alone is punishment for looking under my covers!

Can you imagine, what these poor mooks go thru on a daily basis? I’d better alert them; next week I’ll talk late into the evening on how to trim stubborn toenails.

What a veritable feast for the NSA!

Hehehe!

My work is done!

— Lillian K. Staats

Palmer