Speak softly and carry big hockey stick

Question: I have been the governor of my state for less than two years, I have five children and I am running for the office of Vice President of the United States. Who am I?

Answer: There are two: Governor, Vice President and President Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

Hmm. Do you see a pattern forming here?

Mike Frizzell

Anchorage

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